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Sex is like pringles...once you pop you just cant stop! |
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously |
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Well today was a total waste of Make up! |
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Being bipolar is not having constant moodswings, its being cold at both ends. |
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Dont tell me how to live and I wont tell you how to die |
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I have all the answers, but I never said they were right. |
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"Women love chocolate but chocolate kills dogs so women love dog poison." |
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At all the weddings, my aunts used to come up to me and tug on my cheeks saying "You're next!" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals |
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Im never wrong, i just say stuf that no1 else knows is true |
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Jesus is coming....LOOK BUSY!!! |