Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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  • Live ya life to da full and dont
    let no one step on ya dreams
    and if u can see ya self makin it
    u can make it

    by poppin
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  • I'm pathetic, I'm clumsy, I'm sarcastic, and weird;
    I'm a Girl,
    Get used to it.

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  • BIG MAMMA'S COMING BACK TO TOWN...black as ever...horny as ever...and this time he got... game? I don't know...you always have to have three things when listing in my opinion.
    -DavidT

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  • If this world didn't suck.
    Than we'd fall off.

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  • Shit gets tough
    And years get hard
    But always remember,
    Life goes on!

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  • When life throws you lemons......... bring out the tequila!

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  • I have great faith in fools,
    self confidence my friends call it

    *Michelle*

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  • If police arrest a mime,
    do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

    *Michelle*

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  • Kids in backseats cause accidents,
    accidents in backseats cause kids

    *Michelle*

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