Have you ever noticed that the letters in mother in law rearrange to spell out Woman Hitler?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

***Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt.... Then its hilarious!***

I have lil ppl in my head and thay run around all day and say FU and that is all thay can say and i dont know why

Life is short and so am i

Organised people are just too lazy to look for things....

I'm not lazy I'm just reluctant to work.

I feel that my whole life is some kind of dream and I sometimes wonder whose it is and whether they are enjoying it.

As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters!

It's better to let someone think you're an idiot rather than to open your mouth and prove it.