Funny Quotes About Life

Sort by : 
  • If ur name was Mr. Crunch and u joned the navy, would u eventually be called Captain Crunch?!?!

    0 0
  • EmbraCe the dOrk in yOurself
    Cuz lifes tO shOrt tO be cOol !!

    0 0
  • Simpsons::

    bart::

    screw that !! when i turn 18 im legally changing my name to
    " joe K i c k a $ $ "

    homer::

    THAT's SOO COOL !!

    lol !! i love that quote

    by mel
    0 0
  • Save a cow
    eat a vegitarian

    not mine its off my boyfriends shirt

    0 0
  • Im not liying, im just writing fiction with my mouth

    by 2die4
    0 0
  • ~* Dont have sex...u will get clamidia and DIE *~

    -Mean Girls

    by Angie
    0 0
  • If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then u should get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

    0 0
  • Smile life goes on!

    0 0
  • If you are wat you eat , i must be cheap fast and easy :P

    0 0
  • They say life's a b]i]t]c]h] but is that really a bad thing if LASSIE (the female dog) saved so many lives?!!!!?/!?!?!!?? PPL must b really coNfuSed I no i AM!!!

    0 0