Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Wake up and smell the coffee, then go back to sleep

    by Vanya
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  • Life's a B**ch........
    and so am i!

    by Em
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  • "nuthin is ever what it seems"
    -some old dead guy

    old dead guy.... you no your shit!

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  • The "F" word isn't a word...it's an emotion!

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  • Walk out into traffic blindfolded. If you were meant to make it to the other side, you will.

    by Bri
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  • I dont' have family in the law enforcement, i have family that gets caught by the law enforcement---sparkie

    by Manda
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  • Inscription on a tombstone:

    "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

    by Krystin
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  • If practice makes perfect but no one is perfect. Why practice?

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  • If practice makes perfect but no one is perfect. Why practice?

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  • Every one has photographic memory some just lack the film

    by ashley
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