It's a tough job,
But somebody's gotta be the B**ch!

WARNING:
i can go from 0 to B**ch in 2 seconds!

Roses are red
violets are blue
your ears could be wings on a B-52

Ride the horse to practice riding on the cowboy!

No this is Not burger king, and no you are NOT the Boss

"If at first you don't successed, Then it's not for you."

I'm Unique! Just Like U! :D

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalepenos. What you eat today might burn your @$$ tomorrow.

I did NOT see that coming!

"If all the world's a stage, I want to be the one operating the trap door..."