A good friend will bail u out of jail,
but uR best friend will be seating right next to u in the cell saying,
"dang, we sure screwed up this time!"

**not mine but i lOve It.

When I Was Born Instead Of Slapping Me
The Doctor Slapped My Mother

Why try when u can save yourself the trouble and not try at all

If I Said I Was Going To Jump Off A Bridge

Would You Jump Too

Sitting at the popular table is like...
getting invited to a Halloween party
that you're really excited about, only when you show up at the door, you're the only one wearing a coustume..

-Perfect by Natasha Friend

I love him
oh, yes i do
he's for me and not for you
so if by chance you take my place
i'll take my fist and punch your face!

i did not write this but my sis did tell me about it!!!

love it when people talk about u cuz obviously ur popular

Conscienceness is only the annoying time between sleep

This is a quote that my mates came up with

If life were a box of chocolates...I wouldn't eat it.You don't know where that chocolate has been!

I may seem like I am under stress,
but do not worry it is only P.M.S.