Funny Quotes About Life

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  • SoMeTiMEs ThE OnLy SeNsE YoU cAn MaKe OuT Of LiFe Is ThE SensE Of HumoUr

    by bakebakebake
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  • Help me.
    im at the police station.The police caught me and filed a case against me.Posseeeion of good loooks im doomed.i need some1 ugly to bail me out.so hurry you lot help me,.get me out

    by bluehun
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  • Roses are red violets are blue
    AIDS are spreading so watch who you SCREW!

    by jazmyne
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  • Me: Don't you just hate suicidal people?
    Josh: Yeah... wait, r u a suicidal person?
    Me: No.
    Josh: Ok, then yes.

    by Bri
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  • Never knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run... he hates that

    by IdTakeABulletForYou
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  • A skater broke meh heart

    I broke his board!

    by Future*Famous*Rockstar
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  • If at first you dont succeed - cheat!

    by Frozen Dreams
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  • I told once more again never to screw me over that if you did i would leave so now you come crawling back to me but i say no you stupid h*e

    bro wrote this not me so don\\\'t put black mark on my record mine are good...lol

    by tjsbabygurl
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  • *.*.*I OnLy AsK ?QuEsTiOnS? WhEn I C.A.R.E AbOuT ThE AwNsUrS.*.*.*

    by nekell
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  • "I hope a big acid shitting monster comes and craps acid all over it, and burn it from the face of the earth!" ~ Bryan...one of my friends talking about his house..

    by Nikki
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