Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If life isn't a game then why are there so many players?

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  • Life isn't a garden so don't be a ho

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  • If at first you dont succeed

    CHEAT

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  • ~ 2 Words You Need To Know In Order To Survive Your Marrage...." Yes Dear " ~

    * heard from a friend *

    by Sassy
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  • Go ahead and talk about me but i have some advice click your heels together and say "i need a life"

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  • Insanity: just a perfectly rational adjustment people go through to fit into an insane world

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  • I may be conseded but i dont lie!!!

    by samiee
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  • Remember, the only person left smiling after all the cards are dealt is the joker

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  • If You Take A Look In My Eye, You Will See That I'll Be A Ganster Till I Die!!

    by SaMiE
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  • Just like a body building elf, life is short and hard

    -- not mine, but I liked it

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