Funny Quotes About Life

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  • * LiFeS sHoRt - RuN aRoUnD - nAkEd *

  • Remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b**chslap the mother f*#?er upside the head

    by Jo
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  • Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity.

    Anton LaVey

    by Eden
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  • You're just [[jealous]] cause I sound like a RoCkStAr!

    ShElLi aNd BrItTaNy!

    by Shelli
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  • Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first u dont succeed forget the world lets smoke some weed

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  • !~*~*~Money Doesn't Buy You Happiness.......But It Does Buy You Lots Of Expensive Stuff~*~*~!

    by Katelyn
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  • Once again I must tell people that I am not insane and that there is meaning to my madness...I...just need to figure it out...

    by Ashelin
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  • I got a life once but it ended up being this one...

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  • My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping

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  • Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade om the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

    -Anon

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