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* LiFeS sHoRt - RuN aRoUnD - nAkEd * |
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Remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b**chslap the mother f*#?er upside the head |
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Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity. |
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You're just [[jealous]] cause I sound like a RoCkStAr! |
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Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first u dont succeed forget the world lets smoke some weed |
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!~*~*~Money Doesn't Buy You Happiness.......But It Does Buy You Lots Of Expensive Stuff~*~*~! |
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Once again I must tell people that I am not insane and that there is meaning to my madness...I...just need to figure it out... |
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I got a life once but it ended up being this one... |
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping |
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Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade om the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about! |