*orders a pizza*
*phones for ambulance*
~at door~
*hello, you ordered a pizza*
20mins later
*wheres the accident*

Jelousy is a deadly disease :(
Get well soon!

Message from www.dating.com
Your dating ad has been on the net for 8 weeks without any answer!!
Do you want us to try one week without a picture?

If Jack fell on a horse, Would you help Jack off the horse?

" You know you're crazy when you talk to yourself, but you are certifiable when you argue with yourself and lose!"

Pixi sticks cause not every kid can aford crack

lol i love it
love ya much,
amber

The funny thing about common sence is that its not very common

lol add me lydiaizdabest@hotmail.co.uk

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once--latly it deoesn't seem to be working.

Belly tops, flip flops
lemonade in tha shade
blue skies, hot guys
late nights, water fights
ice-creams, sweet dreams
bathing suits, shooting hoops
party time, schools out
sleepin in, sneaking out
now this is what summer's about

*~Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whipes and chains excite me. So throw me down and tie me up, and show me that you like me!~ .