When im in a sober mood i worry, work and think,
when im in a drunken mood i gamble, play and drink.
But when my moods are over, and my time has come to pass.
I hope they burry me upside down,
so the world can kiss my ASS!!

He has suffered brain damage. His d--- no longer works.
-Alex

Avoid looking stupid. Stick with BS.

I like people to underestimate me.

1 If I do badly they wont be mad
And
2 If I do good they will be over joyed

“Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?” -- Reverend William Spooner.

Save the trees; wipe your @$$ with an owl.

~* Im like Herpes you may loose track of me but ill always be there*~

Who gives if its liquid or ice?

HAPPY 4/20 to EVERYONE!!!!

Do not lead me into temptation... I can find it myself.