"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
~The Simpsons"

"Oh, that's hot. There isn't a man alive that wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, g'night."
~The Simpsons~

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
~The Simpsons~

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
~The Simpsons~

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
~The Simpsons~

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
~The Simpsons~

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
~The Simpsons~

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
~The Simpsons~

"The only absolutes in life are your friends and vodka...and a good time usually involves both."

In A w0rLd 0f ChEeRi0s ... Be A fRuIt Lo0p =D