If life is a game...where are the cheats?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

Y'all cowards don't want beef, why even start?
y'all like d*i*c*k*s in a pool, none of y'all hard . . .

Did you know 4 out of 3 people can't do fractions?

Try Try
again has a whole new meaning
when you
Try Try
again to kill yourself

Having a friend is like peeing your pants, anyone can see it, but only you know the true warmth of it.

"You can't have everything, where would you put it?"

When life sucks; eat a donut.

Always be true to yourself...unless you're a filthy liar. Then, just...just shaddap and be true to yourself, dammit!

"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
~The Simpsons~