Funny Quotes About Life

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  • It's not the fall that kills you... it's the sudden stop at the end that does.

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  • Next time ur depressed just remember U WERE THE FASTEST SPERM CELL!!! ;D

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  • Everyone around me is crazy.
    I'm just insane.

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  • I had an x-ray done ! today and they found you in my heart. the doctor said if they took you out!!. i would die because i couldn't live without you.

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    ruby.m.munoz

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  • Every girl finds herself beautiful after
    watching her pending Friend Requests on
    Facebook. :P

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  • Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.. :(
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    A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D

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  • Some ppl tell me that i need help,
    some ppl can f**k off and go 2 hell

    by aly
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  • Turn off the logo's, clear all add's, if no logo was an add. clear that as well. Let me see the skies, moon and stars from my town.

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  • If I have to smack a lions ass
    Just so I can feel like I'm living life
    I'll smack both cheeks :)

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  • If life is like a box of chocolates
    Mine must have been left out in the sun

    m. ernst 2012

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