Of all the things I have ever lost
I miss my mind the most

If you see light at the end of the tunnel
Be careful it may just be a train

m. ernst 1992

Just because I can't give something up means I am addicted to it nor I love it. I just don't want some inferior to have it...

When the muse turns bad....the shit hits the fan.

Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like, "I wanna take your clothes off
and hang them up in the closet real nice.

You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended.

; Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it? (:

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

One of the branches of knowledge is an ugly stick that unfortunately hit so many of us on the way down.

I don't care how old, or how badass you think you are, when a toddler hands you a play phone, you're going to answer it