Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I see said the blind man to his deaf dog pissing into the wind.

    by Marie
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  • U can pick ur friends
    u can pick ur nose
    but you can't pick ur friends nose

    by nika
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  • "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
    -Edgar Allen Poe

    by ;Samm;
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  • ~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

    by kaysha
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  • "I see" said the blind man pissing in the wind...." its all coming back to me now!"

    by blu
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  • Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time!!

    by chabre
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