When life gives you lemmons, stick them down your shirt to make you boobs look bigger!!

Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow

GOD MADE THIS LAND
GOD MADE SEEDS
GOD NEEDED A PRINCESS
SO HE MADE ME

MEN ARE LIKE DOGS
THEY LICK ANYTHING
WOMEN ARE LIKE TRAINERS BECUZ WHEN THEY WHISTLE MEN WILL COME

IM SAD
IM MAD
IM NOT GLAD
IF U FEEL DA SAME WAY TO
MAYBE U HAVE TO DODO

TAKE NOTICE OF ME BECUZ YOUR MAN IS ABOUT TO i THINK YOU SHOULD TOO!!11

HAHAHA I DIDNT GET IT

Honey bees and golden keys are what we fairly thought, would bring up toil and ring the foil to something to be sought

If a yawn is due to lack of Oxygen to the brain then why are they so contagious?

I didn't say it was your fault!
I said i was going to blame you!