Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Im not a violent person, but if you mess with me, i sure as hell ain't gonna stand there and take it.

    by Poseur
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  • Every day I wake, I tell myself a little harmless lie ... the whole world is mine.

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  • JEALOUSY IS A CRIME B I

    by corrina
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  • You all think im broken and tamed? HA HA HA! no friggin chance of that one. im just playing dead.

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  • You know no matter how hard i try i can never fall off the floor........it is like impossible.

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  • Why do we kill people who kill to prove that killing people is wrong???

    by Mel
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  • In a world where darkness and evil roam free, only one thing can save us...

    FRUIT LOOPS!

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  • I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees
    got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

    by Mel
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  • Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity!!

    by Riannah
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  • "Only three things will survive nuclear warfare:

    1) Cockroaches
    2)Twinkies
    3)Oprah Winfrey

    The cockroaches will eat the Twinkies, and Oprah will eat the cockroaches. Society will go on."

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