Funny Quotes About Life

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  • You have a right to your opinions.
    and i have the right to say its stupid =]]

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  • Keep talking s***.
    ur making me famous
    ;]]

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  • "I may be bisexual, but you need to stop rubbing up on me like that!"

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  • You looked me in the eyes and lied and then had the nerve to ask if i was ok.

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  • Be a pessimist, that way you always expect the worse so when sumthing good happens you can be extra happy

    by dante
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  • Rumors are vicious,
    Talk is cheap.
    Words are malicious,
    Secrets you should keep.
    Gossip is fake && will make the deepest cut.
    So learn from the past, && keep your mouth shut.

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  • I found I scream the same way if a piece of seaweed touches my foot or I'm about to be eaten by a Great White.

    by Jenny
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  • I'm at a stage in my life where I'm having a hard time caring about things. Fortunately, I don't care .

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  • You kno ur the shit, when ppl u dont even kno hate you!!

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  • Lyf's sh0Rt .... a mid93t t0Ld m3 thAT

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