Anyone can walk on water...just wait till it ices over

Life is like a Resident Evil video game:
Something always seems to jump out and scare the living sh*t out of you just when you finally get a break

Ain't no problem to big that you can't blame on someone else.

My life is a soap opera...minus the mansion and fancy cars.

Don't take life too seriously, nobody's ever made it out alive.

"When life hands you lemons you should make lemonade. Then find a guy whose life is giving them vodka, and have a pary."

~Ron White

"When life hands you lemons, use them to squirt the juice in to the eyes of your enemies."

~Happy Bunny

"When life hands you lemons say, 'Oh yeah I like lemons. What else you got?'"

~my friend Brittany

"Now I know the things the things I know, and do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!"

~Dorothy Parker

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."

~my friend Brittany