" Moneys can make the world go round. Without Moneys your world sure is upside down."

OMFG! I JUST REALIZED! I RULE EVERYTHING! AND EVERYTHING INCLUDES CHICKENS!

If life gives you lemons squeeze the juice in someone's eye.

Some men are wise
and some are otherwise

Don't tell me that the sky's the limit......
When there are foot prints on the moon!

You know you're PMSing when you'd rather block everyone on your buddy list than just not sign on at all.

Oh we're all good inside but we can't help but push the retard down the stairs.

HavE YoU EveR NoticeD ThaT WheN PeoplE TeacH TheiR KidS TO RidE A BikE... TheY AlwayS ForgeT TO TelL TheM HoW TO StoP!!!

Don't miss anyone
from your past because
there's always a reason why
they didn't make it to your future!!

I hate it when people say "lifes to short"
What the hell! life is the longest thing anyone ever does.. what is possibly longer?