Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Some men are wise
    and some are otherwise

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  • Don't tell me that the sky's the limit......
    When there are foot prints on the moon!

    by Heather
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  • You know you're PMSing when you'd rather block everyone on your buddy list than just not sign on at all.

    by @ubrey
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  • Oh we're all good inside but we can't help but push the retard down the stairs.

    by Kaytlin
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  • HavE YoU EveR NoticeD ThaT WheN PeoplE TeacH TheiR KidS TO RidE A BikE... TheY AlwayS ForgeT TO TelL TheM HoW TO StoP!!!

    by xCezx
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  • Don't miss anyone
    from your past because
    there's always a reason why
    they didn't make it to your future!!

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  • I hate it when people say "lifes to short"
    What the hell! life is the longest thing anyone ever does.. what is possibly longer?

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  • Tomarrow never comes.

    by Cortney
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  • WoTs YoUrZ iZ mInE, wOtS mInEz My OwN !!!

    ~lol summut ma mum sed~

    by xCezx
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  • It take
    Only one positive hand
    To lift the pressure
    To boost it
    Making cheerful
    And fruitful
    Time.

    by Lucifer
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