Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Have as much fun as the next just dont let the next have more than you

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  • All you ever need in life is a few good friends. They can help you get through anything.

    by Mindy
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  • "In a game of conquest, who cares about the pawns if the King still reigns?"

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  • If you keep watching only for giants, sooner or later you'll be eaten by the ants.

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  • "The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, the never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off."

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  • Sometimes It's Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut, And To Seem Stupid... Then To Open It And Remove All Doubt!

    by Tine
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  • If everyone on earth was dead but me and you, i still wouldng marry youu. id marry the richest dead guy.. =)

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  • The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
    -humprey bogart

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  • I can resist everything except temptation
    -oscar wilde

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  • Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
    -robin williams

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