I wonder how deep the ocean would be if there weren't any sponges.....

Im tough, ambitious, and i know what i want.

If that makes me a btch, okay.

-Madonna

Ive seen sinking ships go down with more grace than you

When life hands you lemons...just shut up and eat your d@mn lemons!

Mankind doth sucketh

Lifes a big puzzle that i dont want to solve anymore

The first time you have sex, it will feel like your making Italian food.

**This is what my grandma told me the first time I made homemade pizza.

You always manage to slip Charlie in.
-Mel

I think, I think I am
Therefore, I am
...I think.

Winning isn't everything its the only thing