"Why should I boast? The bards will do that for me...and with music."

Never believe their dead until you see the body, and even then you must be cautious.

"This will work, but if it doesn't at least we won't be around to care."

"Ever try to count hyperactive schoolchildren while someone shouts random numbers in your ear? It's like that."

-Daddy can I cut you a piece of cake
-no you better let mommy do it because if you have 5 fingers and you cut one off, you kno what you have?........a piece of cake that daddy can't eat!~ (from "Yesdear")

"The protection I offer comes with a heavy price. How numerous are your kin?"

Silence is golden,
but ducted tape is silver.

I was told to "love myself" but that dosent mean I cant "hate other people"

"It's no wonder people who are the sign of the "TAURUS" are stubborn all the time..." It's because they are all full of "BullS__t"...

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

Only dead fish go with the flow!!