Well guys i must go off to bed......i`ve a busy day tomorrow.....the dishes from today....night night

When someone says you've turned their life...
(UpSiDe DoWn)

You've made them look at life in a...
(DiFfErEnT aNgLe)

"I had a conscious once, but alas I have forgotten where I put it."

First rule of killing, shoot them before they shoot you.

The bewst way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment

not exactly my own saying , but ir eally liked it lol

Ants look funny when they die in soap

When life gives you lemons, find one of two things: 1)someone to throw them at or 2)a shrimp to squeeze them on

¤i triêd §ñiffing cokê oncê, but the ice cubê§ got §tuck up my ño§ê¤;)

FAK3 GiiRLS G3T ALL DR3SS3D UP TRYNNA LOOK ALL GOODii3...BUT M3 AND MY GiiRLS LOOK GOOD ROCKiiNG SW3ATS AND A HOODii3!!!!

I joined a gym and they told me to wear loose fitting clothes. If i HAD any loose fitting clothes i wouldnt be joining!