Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If you run from your problems, you'll trip and fall on your ass.

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  • Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

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  • Never knock on deaths door
    ring the doorbell and run...
    he hates that.

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  • I may be fat, But your ugly, and i can diet!!!!!!!

    by Batman
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  • Growing old is mandatory.
    Growing up is optional.

    by Leanne
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  • They might wear classic rebok,
    nackered converse,or tracky bottoms tucked in socks,but all of that is wot the point is not.the points tht there int no romance around there.

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  • English?! hu needs english? im never goin to England.

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  • Peace be still, and maybe people would be able to find some

    by cj
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  • I'm not a peice of meat, you want some meat go to the grocery store buy some fry it up. theres some meat

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  • WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.
    SO WHEN COMES TO YOU, TURN YA BACK!!!!

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

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