Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If i can't see it it isn't there......

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  • you call me a BiiTcH,
    a BiiTcH is a FeMaLe DoG, dogs BaRk, a bark is a part of NaTuRe. nature is BeAuTiiFuL
    all in all, ThAnKz for the CoMpLiiMeNt!

    ii GoT tHiiS 4rM a GiiRl, ii ThOuGhT iiT wUz FuNnY...hA hA!

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  • If you light a match in a room full of lads do you think it would explode!

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  • Ever wondered what it is like to be a jacket potatoe......hot i guess.

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  • I love to include wine
    when im cooking...sometimes i even
    put it into the food.

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  • Whos all sittin in class boaed outta your mind listen to the teacher talk about somethin you've been doin your whole life!!!!!!

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  • If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone

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  • Haha have you ever been having a conversation and then somebody said somthing really funny, then you blurted out "LOL" yea thats happened to me quite a bit......heyy shut up!!!!
    ♥megan♥

    by megan
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  • ((I got this from my sister, who had a kid on january 3rd of this year))
    "Its weird how you go to jail for killing a child molestor. I think if you kill a child molestor, you should get a medal"

    **i Very much agree**

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  • I ran through my house with siccors and I LIVED....lol

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