Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

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  • If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

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  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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  • Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

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  • Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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  • You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

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  • “The secret to creativity is knowing to hide your sources”

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  • “Take some time, to figure out what you really want”

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  • You have to be like a sports bra u have to support me

    **my friend said that 2 me** Lol

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  • If the dove is the bird of love
    What is the bird of true love?
    THE SWALLOW

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