If the dove is the bird of love
What is the bird of true love?
THE SWALLOW

What is the true definition of kindness?
A women that puts it in for ya!

I beleive....that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and then find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party

This Is For All You Retard Out There Who Talke Behind My Back! Click your heels three times and chant " I wish i had a life"!!

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

Death is God's way of telling man 'Your fired!'. Suicide is man's way of telling god, 'You can't fire me! I quit!'

Guns dont kill people, massive organ failure does...

When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice. Then sit back and watch as people try and figure out how you did it.

Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost.

Life is like a box of colored condoms...no madder witch one you pick, your still gonna get screwed!!!