Funny Quotes About Life

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  • My dream is to be so rich when i grow older i don;t eat food but i eat money and shit out change

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  • If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

    by Esther
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  • They're your back up girls, so tell them to back up!

    by ItGirl
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  • You can talk about me behine my back, but i have some advice for you click your heals together and say I need a life!

    by Frances
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  • My first real, reality check, was when I learned tiny people did NOT live inside my T.V.

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  • Hey CHECK OUT MY LATEST 2 POEMS-HOW DO I DIE?- AND -AM I ALIVE?- PLZ READ AND COMMENT...LUV YA PEEPS...THNX

    by Vane
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  • In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.

    by Jo
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  • Pound it hard, pound it good,
    make your freinds wish that they could!!! ;)

    by Rusty
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  • My definition of a well balanced meal is a cake in each hand!

    haha

    by xCezx
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  • Blondes do it *~good~*... but brunettes do it ~*better*~

    by xCezx
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