Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

"HEHEHEHE!!!! oh... sorry... im hyper."

"The truth is like anal sex-- it hurts no matter how big it is..."

"It is better to be pissed off... than pissed on." -Author Unknown

Remember it takes 42 mucles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and smack the idiot upside the head

If your gona get in trouble for hittin some1 you mite as well do it hard

You know you dont have a life when youre repeating youre siblings elementry jokes to youre friends.

"I'm not lazy; I just lack motivation."

Life's a b.itch...maybe we need to pet it sometimes.

//Ari\\