Its okay to be ugly...just ask your mom *lol*

Glam dress - $350
shoes 2 match- $120
Having a good time while at prom- priceless

"Lifes a D**k. When it gets hard, F**k it"!

This is a life tip:

Do what I tell you to and we'll get along just fine.

Men r like cheap pantyhos, right when things start to get important, they run.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for a number of consecutive days that i have stayed alive....

When I die my soul will go up on the roof and get stuck there...the antena will catch ahold of my shirt

I like noise...I need noise...when its quiet i can hear my brain cells dying...

If jesus had grown up to be an agent, instead of walking on water would he have walked on people?

&& she said i know its hard n i replyed honey life is hard!!

It may seem like life is at an all time low.
But now & then you gotta take a Headbutt
& Headbutts only make you stronger.

Bavon is bacon...
eggs is eggs...
never letta guy in between yo legs...
he will say ur cute...
he will say u fine...
9 mths. later he will say...''it aint mine''