I'm not short...
i'm just FUN-SIZED!!!!

No, no, no, it's a baby we're going to puff

Guns don't kill people...Mustaches do!! XD

(my mate got this as a text)

you've got style
you've got class
i like your smile
i like your a*s
you make my heart
feel like summer
sorry mate
i got the wrong number

You can't run away from your problems. If you do, they'll just turn around, and run after you again.

Boys are like zits...as soon as you get rid of one...another one pops up.

Shit Happens When You Party Naked!!!

"Llive for today because tomarrow is only something to hope for and we never know if that hope will come true."

As I walkthrugh the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil
(cuz i'm the baddest mother fu***** in the valley

I'm muti-talented
(I can talk and piss you off at the same time)