Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. then search for someone whos life has given them Vodka, and have a party

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  • Forgive and forget because life is to short to hold a grudge.

    by Katelyn
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  • Wen life gives u lemons...find someone who has vodka an throw a party!

    join the army - meet interesting ppl - then kill them

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  • Before you critize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes so that way when you critize them you a mile away and you have their shoes

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  • Blondes may have more fun but at least brunettes can read

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  • You laugh bcuz im different i laugh cuz ur the same

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  • HI...I WROTE A POEM BASED ON A TRUE STORY "TRAUMA WITHIN" PLZ READ N COMMENT....THNX

    by Vane
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  • Smile... It confuses people!

    by xCezx
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  • Trust in the Lord with all your heart but lock your car door

    -my friend scott

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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    god made me beautiful
    so what the hell happened to you?

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