"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin

My mom always tought me to never put small OBJECTS in my mouth...

When you're feeling sad, just remember you're unique...just like everyone else

Life is like a bowl of bacon grease... the more you suck at it the fatter you get...

Never argue with a stupid person...

They'll only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!

Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!

Goodgirls are badgirls who dont get caught!

Life is like a roll of toilet paper
well its there no one pays attention
But once its gone everyone has to stop and think

I'm not a game so stop playing me!

::Flicks & Teas buddy...Flicks & Teas::