2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If your a sandwich short of a picnic
BRING POTATO SALAD!!!!!

If your the dullest tool in the toolbox
THEN get someone to buff you out (if you know what i mean *wink,wink*)

"If you are ever sad about how crappy work is, imagine how the crap must feel."

-You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking

If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.

If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.

If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.

&&iF yOuR gUnnA bE a BeAr;;
Be A gRiZZleY.

-mY fRiEnD aaRoN sAiD tHiS.

When I evolve and become a god I will laugh at tough times like these.