Beer goggles show us how the world would be if it was fill with perfect people.

Look left look right but always look forward when in a fight.

If life was too short, we wouldn't need Depends.

WUTEVA GOES AROUND COMES AROUND...KARMAS A B**** DUHH

FORGET LUVIN IM PIMPIN... ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE JUST TOO SEXY TO BE WITH JUST ONE BOI DUHH WUT U THOUGHT!!

No ones a 40 year old virgin... life screws us all

Smile - it makes people wonder what you know

Its better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid then to open it and prove it!

All you have to do in life is...
Go out with your friends
Party hard
&& look twice as good
As the b**** standing next to you!!
-Paris Hilton

I don't even have to try to be a smart ass any more; it just comes natural.