The only differance between good girls and bad girls is that only one of them gets caught.

There are 4 stages of life and they are:
1) you believe in Santa Clause
2) you dont believe in Santa Clause
3) You are Santa Clause
4) You look like Santa Clause

Everything will be alright in the end.
If it's not alright, it's not the end.
*Thank you Bubbles*

Consider this...

If driving involves thinking then how come some of the dumbest people are good drivers?

Boy: Why do you wear a bra it isnt like you have anything to fill it with!

Girl: You wear pants dont you?

A good friend is like a good bra! close to your heart and gives you support

One time i pulled the shaving cream trick, it put it on my friends hand and tickled his nose. to my suprise it worked. well i actually didnt tickle his nose i stuck a pencil in it (not rele a quote but it happened i thought it to be funny)

I didn't say it was your fault
I said I was going to blame you
Copywrite Mia B 2006

You may be prettier and more popular than me, but at least I can fill my bra. ;)

Who needs a 6 pack..when you gotta keg?