Funny Quotes About Life

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  • You Can Talk About Me
    But Here's Some Advice...
    Click Your Heels Together
    && Say, "I Need A Life."

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  • YOU KNOW THE TECHNOLOGY OF CONDOMS HAS BECOME BETTER SO MISTAKES LIKE YOU WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN....."YEAH WELL YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU"

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  • The problem is not tha problem. tha problem is ur attitude about tha problem. got dat?

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  • Life is so........whatever.

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  • You can take a road that gets you to the stars. I can take a road that will see me through.

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  • Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'm with out adding your making a scene

    by jaimie
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  • U dont have to agree with everything that i say but i sure does help

    by jaimie
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  • If u think that no one cares that u are alive try missing few car payments

    by jaimie
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  • **LIFE IS RANDOM**

    And So Am I!!!!!!

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  • "Photo booths are not meant to hold more than three people at one time."

    **Learned that one from expierience. haha.**

    by Joy
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