If at first you don't succeed, pick up the manual and read.
~ Steve V

Never polish your aura the wrong way, the shine might come out backwards.
~ Steve V

When life gives you apples,
make apple cider!
Then drink it all up!

Bad boys make better babys

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys

Squirrels will rule the world...Llamas will spit in your eye...and constipated chickens will eat you.

-Niko (this was made by Niko, not me, Niko...if this blinds you...blame Niko)

Catch me fallen
into the ditch
watch me trip and become some witch
watching me fly so high
watch me float on thin air water
acids a trip and its not only fun
acid is good for when you go home

Do not do what you would undo if caught!

(Learned this one the hard way..lol)

Everything is nonsense, because everything makes sense, which is absolutely nonsense.

Its not funny if one of my friends gets hurt, but its halrious if a person i hate gets hurt.