Why do babies cry when theyre born?

because its like leaving miami....

its 98 degrees all year 'round
and an all you can eat buffet
and you dont have to wear clothes

i mean seriously...who would wanna leave that?

Lifes a B**CH and then you die so f**k the world and lets get high!!!

Cant you just get over it? no i cant

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Luck can last a lifetime, unless you die young.

When you wish upon a falling star your dreams can come true.
Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling toward the earth which will destroy all life.
Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for.
Unless it's death by meteor.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

GET TO WORK!
You aren't being paid to believe in your dreams.

That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviosuly never tried slamming a revolving door