Funny Quotes About Life

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  • me- I want a private plan
    I want a jet ski
    I want chocolate
    I want a hawt nice guy

    michelle - well i want a pony to spank my A.S.S but we all can't have what we want.

    by FAKE-is-the-new-trend
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  • Have you ever had a problem but, never really could get another opinoin?
    Or just need someone to talk to cuz it feels like no one understands?
    Chrissy can help you with it!
    Just add her on myspace!
    www.myspace.com/Ask_Chrissy

    by Christine
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  • PLEASE, iiF ii CAN`T BE THiiN

    MAKE MY FRiiENDS FAT!

    x3------SHELBY

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY
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  • ACT YOUR SHOE SiiZE!

    x3------SHELBY

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY
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  • HOCUS POCUS

    ii WiiSH YOUR FACE WAS OUT OF FOCUS!

    x3-----SHELBY

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY
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  • Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls.

    by twisted reality
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  • Jerk: Why do you wear a bra? It's not like you have anything to put in it.

    Girl: Well then why do you wear pants?

    by twisted reality
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  • God Make Coke, God MAke Pepsi,
    God Made You SO DAMN SEXI! =)

    by | A s h l e y |
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  • Ghetto Spelling B
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    Judge:Your word is:"Omelette"
    White Student:UuUum...Can U uz
    dat in a sentance plz?
    Judge:You Pissin Me Off Buh Ima Let(omelette) You Slip.

    l0lzroflmfao xD
    *I'm Black Bii Da Way* >;]

    by C
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  • If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

    by Marie
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