Dont get scuk regretting every thing you never did do it then leter regret the trubble you got in for doing it.

Life is too short for discrimation..hate every M*ther F*cker in your way

If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant suprise!

"Im not a ditz!!.....I just lack common sence..."

"Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!!!"

When life gives you lemons, cut it in half and squirt the juice in someones eye. Then scream "How do you like it you bastard!!!!"

My advice, is don't listen to my advice!

Ponder over that one for a while...

My alltime favorite Quote:

Life is like a Video Game.... No matter how good you get, you always get zapped in the end.

When comes come to become the become become becomes.

Is a pity that pity died in the hand of pity on a pity day when there was no one to pity pity