"Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!!!"

When life gives you lemons, cut it in half and squirt the juice in someones eye. Then scream "How do you like it you bastard!!!!"

My advice, is don't listen to my advice!

Ponder over that one for a while...

My alltime favorite Quote:

Life is like a Video Game.... No matter how good you get, you always get zapped in the end.

When comes come to become the become become becomes.

Is a pity that pity died in the hand of pity on a pity day when there was no one to pity pity

When life gives you lemons, tuck them inside your bra. Couldn't hurt. Might even help.

This is just one that i heard that i really liked.........

"SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY"

As I lay in my bed and look up at the stars, I think to myself, Where the hell is my ceiling?

"WHAT DO YOU DO TO LOOK GOOD NAKED?"................

"turn off the lights"
lol, i was watching tv with my friend and someone asked that on tv and we both looked at eachother and said that at the exact same time!!!!