Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Who ever said anything was possible never tired slamming a revolving door.
    -Unknown

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  • A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
    -Unknown

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  • Open your eyes and look within, are you satisfied with the life your living?
    -Bob Marley

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  • In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty.
    -Bob Marley

    by Kay
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  • When the race gets hard to turn. It means you just cant take the pace.
    -Bob Marley

    by Kay
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    |...BEER TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
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    "(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@) ?

    *Pass It On*

  • They say that the fastest way to a mans hears is through is stomach, but iv found a faster way is hacking your way strait through the ribcage!

    by Ruth
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  • Whoever said people are dumb
    you are dumb for listening to them

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  • I'm not driving around...I'm just breaking in the gas.

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  • Blood is thicker than water, but water taste better and doesnt carry aids...

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