Funny Quotes About Life

Sort by : 
  • Its ok to cry,
    you'll pee less...

    0 0
  • You know, I always think I've hit the bottom, only to realize that when I look back a few monthes from now, they are fond memories compared to how low things have become.

    0 0
  • Genocide is one of the most challenging physical activities one can engage in.....besides soccer.

    0 0
  • Save the earth (Its the only planet with chocolate)

    by Heather
    0 0
  • I'm 98% beautiful and 2% crazy, or is it the other way around

    by Heather
    0 0
  • Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

    hehe i liked this one ~*~Amber~*~

    by amber
    0 0
  • Sure Guys like Blondes BUT they luv Blondes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    0 0
  • Basketball is life so DEAL wit it!!!!!!!!

    0 0
  • You cant have
    everything
    you want
    believe me
    i tried

    0 0
  • You say im a *B-I-T-C-H* like it's a bad thing...

    by xCezx
    0 0