My glass is half empty ........ and it's leaking.

A beaver once told me "When life gets tough, dam it all!!"

~!~You Know What They Say: If The Shoe Fits Buy A Matching Purse~!~

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Next time you think your perfect...
Try walking on water!

When your right
No one remembers
When your wrong
No one forgets

(Not mine but I hope you like it)

"He who laughs last obviously doesn't get the joke"

I don't like your reality, so i'll replace it with my fantasy

The meek shall inherit the earth. The greedy shall inherit the cool stuff. The stupid shall inherit the power. The rest of us won't notice a difference.

So you called me a b.itch..
well a b.itch is a dog...
and dogs bark...
and bark is on trees...
and trees are in nature...
and nature is beautiful...
soo...
Thanks for the compliment!
*not mine but it rocks*