"i am not here to judge you... thats between you and god... all i'm here to do is help raise the suspicion of your guilt."

.:*I'm a CUTIE, so don't try to tell me anything different, or I'll make you an UGLY, so don't try anything ugly*:.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will only cause Perment Psychological damage

Sex is fun,sex is clean.Sex is for adults and not teens!

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like an aunrequitted love.
-charlie Brown

You have to start at a crap belt, to get to a black belt!

You have to start off like YOU before you can be like ME :)

How do you get anyone to read your poems on this bloody site?

If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons
:)

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?